Tuesday, 2 August 2011

Psssshhhh.... What’s in there???


Hey, did you see that..? Oye, do you know I read her messages secretly..? Boss, I got a chance to broke in to his mail box & got to know he has got a job offer!! Do you know I got to know that she had a fight with her boy-friend, I heard it secretly..!! Bla Bla Bla Bla...!! Surprised? Confused? Scratching your head? Welcome to the world of CORPORATE GOSSIPS..!!

The best job profile in today’s corporate world is that of an “Office Gossiper!!” After all, they enjoy what they do because of being born & brought up in such an ambiance. Moreover, they are getting paid for it, too. But, what about the main stream of work for which ACTUALLY they were being hired?? Aaaaah... How does it matter, yaar..!!! All they need to do is just secretly broke in to somebody’s laptop, mobile phone or get oneself involved in to eavesdropping & there you are..!! You’ve everybody’s secrets at your kitty..!! Spread, use & become famous..!!

All the above mentioned instances would definitely boil blood of any matured human being. Today’s corporate world is over stuffed with such “termites,” whose sole purpose of coming to office is to gossip. While doing so, they not only encroach our personal space, but also disrespect the corporate ethics, rules & policies. Personal life is something which one would like to share it with very few near & dear ones. Even “termites” know this, but God knows what kind of family produces such people, who aren’t matured enough to think that ways!! So, what’s the solution to deal with such “termites?”

What do you do with “real termites?” Relax..!!! No need to finish them, physically. After all, you can’t stoop to their level, just to deal with them? The simple solution is “Modern Gandhigiri.”  We all have seen “Lagey Raho Munnabhai,” just like that “beemar hotey hain aisey log!!” We should help them to get well soon. Counsel them once or twice & tell them about their “sickness!!” Tell them it has got a lot of after-effects (like getting beaten up publicly at times, getting socially boycotted or even might end up losing job). See, it’s so simple & you don’t even need to treat them inhumanly ways!! In short, show them the real mirror that they might have to face, as a part of the consequences of their “sickness.”

After all, “termites” also do have their own personal lives. So, they would be able to understand, relate or at least can learn to respect (which is doubtful) personal spaces of their colleagues, friends, bosses and off-course their subordinates too. Just in case, any “termite” reading this blog of mine, I wish that you get well soon & start respecting personal spaces of people at offices too. You are hired for a particular profile & please do justice to at least that profile (if not to your own existence!!).

There might be many people who are in real life affected by such “termite attack.” Please, feel free to share any such experiences & if you had dealt with them in any other way, do share here with us. Feel free to comment, suggest, advice or criticize on the posts, friends!!

7 comments:

  1. Hahahaha..... I so so wish "termites" to read this post...!!! There are many at my office too..!!! ;)

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  2. aise bande ko drilling kr k usme injection k through medicine apply ker k cement se pack kr dena chahiye jisse phir kabhi bhi woh bahar nhi asake

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  3. Simple way is to hit n crush those kind of people.

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  4. Instead, use "Pest Control Services"..!! What say?????? ;) :D :D

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  5. I like the term - Termites for the Gossipers

    By the by..When we deal with the termites in Modern Gandhigiri style, we should make sure that no other termite creates gossip on that :).

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